The new Twitter poll is posted here. It's a good set — 14 finalists — and I don't have much hope for my personal favorite, the extremely dry ""On first base is a man named Who, same as the pronoun Who.' 'Ah, thanks for clarifying. That could've been confusing,'" by @dave_cactus. Last week's winner was "My therapist told me 'Write letters to the people you hate, and then burn them.' Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters," an amusing and oft-stolen quip whose origins I can't determine. Plagiarism is a constant problem on Twitter. People frequently steal one-liners and fail to attribute them, and only occasionally does the posse go after the thieves. My guess is that many users don't consider this kind of appropriation wrong, and they don't bother with attribution for the same reason most people don't bother with attribution when they tell a good joke. Anyway, if ever you see a stolen tweet in my list, let me know and I'll change the attribution to "various." Last Friday's column, My 14-point plan to be a good old man, pegged to my 60th birthday Saturday, was very well received
It scored me an invitation to appear on WTTW-Ch. 11's "Chicago Tonight" program, and you can watch that segment here. Online, I directed readers to the milestone birthday story I published 10 years ago, 50 things I've learned in 50 years, including these nuggets of self-help wisdom: The Golden Rule is the greatest moral truth. If you don't believe in it, at least try to fake it. Keeping perspective is the greatest key to happiness. From a distance, even a bumpy road looks smooth It's 10 times easier to fall in love than to stay in love. And no matter what the sad songs say about romance, broken hearts do mend. Don't waste your breath proclaiming what's really important to you. How you spend your time says it all. It's never a shame when you admit you don't know something, and often a shame when you assume that you do.
See what I did there? Former Democratic Gov. Pat Quinn will stage a political comeback and be elected Attorney General! So says I in the roundup of news predictions for 2018. The column compared my forecast with those of the majority/plurality of respondents to an online poll (full results of that poll here). Meet me back here in late December. We'll see how we did and, as usual, stand in humbled amazement at all that we didn't see coming. And finally my weekly plea/reminder to subscribe to The Mincing Rascals on iTunes or wherever fine, free audio podcasts are served.
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2018年1月10日 星期三
Funny tweets and bonus tips on how to age without getting "older"
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